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Functional teas for a dysfunctional world. A waggish assortment of 24 full leaf functional tea sachets to drink from dawn to dusk (48 servings). We don’t mean “functional” in the dried dusty herbal sense but crafted with a healthy appreciation for addictive aromas and late-night cravings. Ingredients include Black, Green, Mint, Rooibos and Chamomile teas. dried flowers, fruits, and herbs. ADAPTOGENS!!! Ashwaganda sounds like a party in Sanskrit but has been known to produce a chill, calming effect. Gotu Kola, which is not a Sri Lankan energy drink, but rather an aquatic plant believed to decrease inflammation. Schizandra Berry, called "wu wei zi" in Chinese for "five flavor fruit" is not only flavorful, but has been thought to ward off stress and increase energy. Your purchase will support the Billionaire Rehabilitation Organization! Saving the world, one billionaire at a time. When billionaires suffer, so do we. Their alienation from the rest of humanity has taken a toll. Many are giving up all hope with their home planet and are clamoring to find a new way of life outside the Earth’s atmosphere. But we can help. We can bring them back down to Earth, to help them regain a sense of connection and community right here on terra firma. Each purchase you make contributes to a week-long silent retreat in nature for a suffering billionaire. Once rehabilitated, who knows what our billionaires could be doing to turn this world around! If you’re still reading, you may be wondering if this is a real thing. Sadly, it is not, but what is real is the Amazon Smile program, which will donate .5% of your purchase to the charitable organization of your choosing. Hey Alexa, could you round that up to 1%? "

IRREVERENT TEA Sampler Volume One: A New Hope. Assortment of 24

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